- Try the Grinch's word search. It may be harder than you think!
What are the 10 most expensive Grinch products? Check out our list
to see if you agree and to get some great shopping ideas.
If you're hungy we also have a collection of green and yummy Grinch Food
Easy Grinch Puzzle
Drag and Drop the Images to Solve the Puzzle
Great sign! Don't you want to visit this business? If you have an address (probably in Mexico) let us know.
In Visalia, California, the Grinch, his guitar, and poor Max hanging on for dear life at the end of the guitar, put on a Christmas show for the local rescue mission.
Grinch Foot, Inc. This is a real California corporation in San Diego. Here is the company information from the California Secretary of State's Office:
We have know idea why someone would name their business after the Grinch's foot.
The Grinch also has quite a presence at the business community website LinkedIn.
Christmas Island is the place for misfit toys, or at least that is what we understand from a Rudolph the Reindeer TV show.
Here he is again as the CEO of philanthropic company of this own name:
Wonder what the charitable philanthropy is? We understand he has a horde of Christmas trees and presents in his cave.
Here you can send hell a message. Apparently, this Grinch lives in Italy.
We wonder if it was a student or another teacher who decided this Sacramento, California school employee is a Grinch?
Back over at Facebook, did the fine citizens of Whoville actually elect The Grinch to be a government official?
How to Tell if You're a Grinch
You reuse Christmas cards from last year and mail them out under your own name.
You turn on the lawn sprinklers to keep those joyful carolers away.
You pass off a store bought fruitcake as homemade.
You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a convenience store that also sells gas.
At the office Christmas party you collect huge stockpiles of food to later eat at home.
You make collect phone calls to your loving family on Christmas.
You found your Christmas Tree at a rest stop for free.
You put a crappy gift from Walmart in a Nordstrom box to impress your friends.
You give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts.
You put out last year's stale candy canes for children.
You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor display to replenish your own supply.
Your idea of Christmas dinner is a cheese log and six pack.
Your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat.
Rejected Dr. Seuss Books
The Cat in the Blender
Fox in Detox
Who Shat in the Hat?
The Flesh-Eating Lorax
Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
Yentl the Lentil
Aunts in My Pants
Horton Fakes an Orgasm
Green Cheese & Spam
Come On I Wanna Lay Ya
Please Cane Us in the Anus
Feel It, Find It, Pick It, Flick It
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
Horton Hires a Ho
How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
Are You My Proctologist?
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
The Grinch's Ten Inches
Who Flung Goo on Betty Sue?
Russell the One-Eyed Love Muscle
Blow Blow Til You See it Grow
Horton Hears His Neighbors In Bed
"That's one thing I hate! All the noise, noise, noise, noise!"
"What's that stench? It's fantastic."
"One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri."
"I'm all toasty inside. And I'm leaking."
"Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant."
"Pooh-pooh to the Whos!"
"If I can't *find* a reindeer, I'll *make* one instead."
"Oh, the Who-manity."
The Grinch song lyrics to You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch:
You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
And as charming as an eel,
You're a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul,
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato,
Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!
Or, if you want to read and sing along at the same time ...
Return of the Grinch
- A possible sequel to How the Grinch Stole Christmas, set many years later.